🚨Crisis Marketing Strategy – No Band-Aids. Just Brand Resuscitation.🚨
WARNING: Emergency Strategy Protocols from Heart Attack Marketing’s Emergency Response Unit™ are not for stable brands.
Immediate side effects include: high-converting clarity, cash-flow CPR, and sudden funnel respiration.
This is not a drill. If your brand is in cardiac arrest, we’re your crash cart.
🧠 The 3-Phase Emergency Response Protocol
At Heart Attack Marketing, we don’t patch symptoms—we treat root causes.
We take a full-system approach to brand breakdowns, combining sharp diagnosis with real-time tactical execution. From flatlined funnels to failing campaigns, we move fast to stabilize what’s critical—then build long-term strategies to revive and future-proof your brand.
We’re not just another agency—we’re the ones you call when it’s code red.
1. Triage
Diagnose First. Stabilize Fast.
We begin with a deep diagnostic of your brand’s vitals—messaging, funnels, conversions, content, traffic sources.
Just like in a real ER, we prioritize what’s bleeding first.
- Identify root causes of failure
- Pinpoint critical “flatline zones”
- Build a stabilization plan for your system
🔍 No assumptions. Just clarity
2. Turnaround
Correct the Course. Rebuild the System.
Once stabilized, we develop and deploy high-impact strategies to pivot or strengthen your brand’s direction.
- Revive your positioning and brand voice
- Rebuild or re-sequence broken funnels
- Craft sustainable, data-backed campaigns
⚙️ This is where momentum begins again.
3. Tactical Rescue
Act Fast. Win Back Control.
For urgent threats—PR disasters, failed launches, traffic loss—we bring in the digital defibrillators.
- Crisis response and reputation repair
- Immediate campaign triage and adjustment
- Swift, tactical moves to mitigate revenue drops
🚁 Your marketing SWAT team, on call.
🫀 Is Your Brand Flatlining?
If It Feels Like an Emergency, It Probably Is.
When your customer acquisition cost spikes, sales crash, or your ads get shut down without warning—you don’t need a new content calendar. You need triage.
Heart Attack Marketing is built for these moments. We cut through the noise, diagnose what’s killing your conversions, and deploy a tactical rescue to stop the bleeding fast.
This isn’t theory. It’s survival.
🧰 The Symptoms
You might be in a marketing emergency if…
👎 Sound familiar? Then skip the fluff and call the ER.
🩺 What We Do in the Emergency Room
Our Emergency Response System includes:
📍 This isn’t a retainer. It’s an emergency protocol.
⚡ Who This Is For
We help founders, CMOs, and solopreneurs who…
🧯 When to Call the ER
This service is not for:
⏱️ If you’re not on fire, this isn’t your floor of the hospital.
Request Your Emergency Strategy Call
⏱️ We respond to emergency inquiries within 24 hours. Faster if you check “Red Alert.”
Rapid Response in Action:
What Happens When You Call for Backup
We don’t panic. We diagnose, stabilize, and revive—fast. Here’s what to expect when Heart Attack Marketing answers your brand’s emergency call.
When the pressure’s on, guesswork isn’t good enough.
Our Crisis Marketing Strategy isn’t just reactive — it’s a proven, battle-tested system designed to stabilize, revive, and reposition your brand fast.
Here’s what you can expect when you call in Heart Attack Marketing for an emergency:
When you’re fighting for brand survival, we don’t bring guesses — we bring results.
Rescue Reports™ – Proof You Can Come Back Stronger
Brands We Pulled Back from the Brink
When others panicked, these brands called for backup. See how our Crisis Marketing Strategy didn’t just stabilize them—it turned them into comeback legends.
🍝 From $1,200 to $1.5 million—Heart Attack Marketing scaled us from a side hustle to a powerhouse.
When I first started working with David in 2011, our website was barely a blip—just $1,200 in annual revenue. By the time I closed Bolognese of Phoenix in 2021, it was generating $1.5 million a year, driven almost entirely by the systems and strategy he built.
It wasn’t just marketing—it was a blueprint for explosive, sustained growth.
🗞️ Heart Attack Marketing didn’t just build us a website…
They engineered a publishing ecosystem. In 2018, we were the underdog. By 2021, we became the most-read newspaper in Franklin County—and we’ve held the top spot ever since. The infrastructure, content strategy, and digital network they built became our foundation for lasting dominance.
We weren’t just created. We were launched into orbit.
