🧪Brand Aid™ Health Report💉
WARNING: Use of Heart Attack Marketing’s Brand Aid™ may cause severe market disruption, competitor panic, and irreversible brand dominance.
Side effects include: Inflated ROI, uncontrollable customer loyalty, and sudden industry obsolescence. Consult a strategist before deploying—enemies may not recover.
Most Brands Aren’t Dead—They’re Misdiagnosed.
Before you throw more money at ads or content, ask the hard question: Is your marketing system even healthy?
Most agencies jump straight to treatment—running ads, redesigning pages, pushing content. But if your digital ecosystem is broken, none of that works. At Heart Attack Marketing, a Phoenix Marketing Agency, we start with a full diagnostic: identifying what’s working, what’s not, and what’s flatlining.
We don’t just point out symptoms. We uncover root causes—misaligned messaging, leaky funnels, slow site speed, bad targeting, weak CTAs, and tracking that’s not telling the truth. Then we give you a clear, prioritized roadmap to fix it all.
What We Diagnose (and Fix)
Because without diagnosis, strategy is just expensive guesswork.
Brand Messaging
Is your voice clear, confident, and unmistakably you?
We audit your headlines, copy, and positioning across your site and channels to make sure your brand isn’t just speaking—but actually being heard. If it’s bland, vague, or off-brand, we’ll fix it.
Funnel & Flow
Where are you losing leads?
From your homepage to your thank-you page, we analyze your customer journey for friction, confusion, and dead ends. Then we map the flow that turns interest into action.
SEO CPR
Can people find you when they need you?
We check your site’s SEO health—on-page structure, indexing, metadata, internal links, and keyword relevance—then revive it with strategies that bring traffic without chasing algorithms.
Ad Effectiveness
Are you converting clicks—or just burning your budget?
We audit your ad campaigns across platforms: targeting, copy, creative, landing pages, and conversion tracking. If there’s ad spend going to waste, we’ll find it—and show you how to fix it.
Content Performance
Is your content pulling its weight?
We measure performance by intent and outcome—what content drives leads, sales, and search visibility vs. what’s just fluff. You’ll know exactly what to improve, what to repurpose, and what to retire.
Tech + Tracking
Are your tools actually working together—or working against you?
We assess your martech stack, analytics, email systems, form behavior, page load times, and overall UX. If your data is lying to you—or if your tools are silently failing—we’ll spot it.
Marketing Audit Services
No Fluff. All Facts.
This is not another vague audit or automated checklist. The Brand Aid™ Health Report is a real-time, human-powered diagnosis of your entire marketing system—led by a strategist who knows how to read your vitals and call out what’s broken before it costs you more money.
Here’s What You Get:
Brand Aid™ Health Report
Let’s triage your brand and revive what’s worth saving.
Proof in the Pulse
🍝 From $1,200 to $1.5 million—Heart Attack Marketing scaled us from a side hustle to a powerhouse.
When I first started working with David in 2011, our website was barely a blip—just $1,200 in annual revenue. By the time I closed Bolognese of Phoenix in 2021, it was generating $1.5 million a year, driven almost entirely by the systems and strategy he built.
It wasn’t just marketing—it was a blueprint for explosive, sustained growth.
🗞️ Heart Attack Marketing didn’t just build us a website…
They engineered a publishing ecosystem. In 2018, we were the underdog. By 2021, we became the most-read newspaper in Franklin County—and we’ve held the top spot ever since. The infrastructure, content strategy, and digital network they built became our foundation for lasting dominance.
We weren’t just created. We were launched into orbit.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly is the Brand Aid™ Health Report?
It’s a professional marketing diagnosis—delivered by a human, not a robot. We audit your messaging, funnels, content, ads, SEO, and tech stack to uncover what’s broken and why your results are flatlining.
How is this different from a free audit tool?
Those tools give surface-level metrics. We give you insight. Real strategy. Real answers. Real action steps. Think of this as the difference between Googling your symptoms and seeing a doctor.
Is this just a pitch for your services?
Nope. There’s zero pressure to hire us. The Brand Aid™ Health Report is designed to stand alone. You’ll walk away with a clear diagnosis and a roadmap—whether you implement it yourself or with help.
How long does it take to get my report?
After you submit your info, we’ll review your system and schedule your 1-on-1 audit call. You’ll receive your full report within 3–5 business days of the session.
What do I need to prepare or send in advance?
Just your website URL and a quick snapshot of your current marketing goals or frustrations. If we need anything else, we’ll ask before the call.
Can you help me fix what you find?
Yes. After your report, you’ll have the option to work with us on implementation—whether it’s fixing your funnel, improving messaging, tuning your SEO, or optimizing ad campaigns.
Do you work with local Phoenix businesses only?
We’re based in Phoenix, but we work with clients across the U.S. If you’re local, we might even buy you a coffee. If you’re not, Zoom works just fine.
What kinds of businesses is this for?
If you rely on digital marketing to grow—whether you’re a service provider, online brand, coach, consultant, or eCommerce shop—this is built for you.